(SB) – I about fell over when I learned of the search for candidates who seek a brain implant. It’s finally arrived! (Please read the news release below).
After years of enduring the likes of Clinton, Obama, and now Biden, along with their affected followers, we will now be able to see and experience a semblance of relief from their whining, crying, assaults on the Constitution, allowing illegals to break the law and enter the U.S., deplete our strategic oil reserves, turn our military into a kinder and gentler force, pay for college students’ educational bills, blame every catastrophe on global warming, create sanctuary cities, raise taxes to new heights, promote inflation, and millions of insufferable ideas and suggestions with no thought of plans or costs, demanding we all wear masks and stand 6’ apart, stay home and collect checks, push for electrical vehicles with no way of recharging them except for the two that were installed country wide, and accept opinion as news reports.
Brain Implants Trial
“Brain implant startup Synchron announced yesterday it is recruiting dozens of patients for its first large-scale clinical trial. Backed by Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates, the New York-based company is further along than Elon Musk’s Neuralink in the process of full Food and Drug Administration approval.
“About 1.7% of the US population, an estimated 5.4 million people, live with some form of paralysis. Like Neuralink, Synchron seeks to help paralysis patients with texting, typing, and operating smart home devices. It received an exemption from the FDA in 2021 to begin human tests—two years ahead of Neuralink—and has implanted its device in six US patients and four Australian patients. Last month, Musk released a video showing its device being used in its first patient.
“The two devices are input differently into the body: Neuralink is implanted directly into the cerebral cortex region of the brain; Synchron is inserted through the jugular vein and sits at the large vein next to the brain’s motor cortex. To communicate with external devices, it connects to an antenna placed under the chest's skin.”
Although not stated explicitly, the possibility of the brain implant breakthrough may make its way to helping Dems, Libs, and Progressives live life as normal human beings.
To date, no one knows why those afflicted with Dem, Lib, and Progressive mental disorders were transformed into what can only be described as living zombies, but the mental affliction is readily seen. It could be that as infants they inexplicably fell on their heads several times, thus impairing their ability to think rationally, or fail to perform simple tasks such as making sense when they talk.
Good examples of the latter are seen in our U.S. Congress in the likes of Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, Jerry Nadler, Debbie Wasserman, Cory Booker, Richard Blumenthal, Dick Durban, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Bob Menendez, Eric Swalwell, Maxine Waters, Jared Moskowitz, Jamie Raskin, Rashida Tlaib, Ilhan Omar, Hakeem Jeffries, Dan Goldman, Pramila Jayapal, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, along with others, seen walking around pretending they are busy, whereas they do nothing all day.
You see, a zombie is someone who dies but it brought back to life by a voodoo priest, looking somewhat like former Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot.
It’s all so horrible. You see people like the ones already noted, have no will of their own. You’ll see them walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring, flaying their arms about, gesticulating for no apparent reason, shouting, whining, looking for handouts, blaming normal people for things they themselves have caused.
It’s tragic to behold.
But, alas, there’s hope. The brain implants may be able to help those afflicted poor souls by bringing them home to reality, understanding, compassion, truth, justice, a belief in God, and the American way of life.
All I have to say is thanks to American modern medicine, pioneers like Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, and Elon Musk, America can move forward -- no longer hindered by persons with mis- wired brains incapable of normalcy.
This is American ingenuity at its best.
